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pissed off Now I have no idea what caused it, but apart from maybe 3 people the entire universe seems dipped in stupid today!!
From the coworkers that seemed to have left thier brains at home, to the idiot that scheduled an entire call center to be down for a day suring our busiest time of the year, to the asshole who started cussing me out because I asked what type of car he locked his keys in the trunk of, to the idiot who turned right from Barham onto Cahuenga from the far left lane, to the lady who was driving 25mph down cahuenga in her Volvo TURBO the middle of both lanes as she blabbed away on her phone, to the various others I'm too annoyed to mention... may whatever diety you believe in force you to sit in a corner for all eternity while wearing a shirt that says "Too dumb to be stupid" shirt.
I think I'm going to go talk a nice leisurly walk through Runyan Canyon to unwind... or make a pitcher of Margaritas and stay inside so I don't bump into The Land of the Living Dumb. (apologies to George Romero)
Anonymous
August 1 2005, 02:28:45 UTC 6 years ago
It Ain't Just You...
I have a ten minute drive home from work. I go through the green light that's been green for some time and some bag of human scum decides to turn left in front of me. Mind you this moron has more than enough time to turn left before I get ten feet from him, but apparently I look worthy of a challenge. Thank the big invisible monkey in the sky this fool didn't hit me.Then, not a block away, I'm prepared to turn right and as soon as my light turns green some pathetic SUV driving walking ass hair that passes for a human being deices he needs to turn right--FROM THE LEFT TURN LANE!!! Again, praise the Sun or Joe Pesci (George Carlin fans will get that), whoever or whatever but I live with no vehicular damage.
And did I mention both of these sad sacks were on their cell phones? I'd love to get those phones and cram 'em right up thier asses sideways.
Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?!!?
Anonymous
August 1 2005, 14:35:00 UTC 6 years ago
solutions
you know, hiding out and avoiding them only allows them to multiply. I think you really should go out and start shooting them in the head.robert